Cat Collector Mugs

Stretched Cat.

"What they hell are we looking at."

Catfishing

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"I want a cat."

Vending Machines: Coffee. Snacks. Cats.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Puss in Heels

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Evolution of the Cat.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"How many is too many?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"She's a weiner cat."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'