Colorful Cat Collector Mugs

"What? You know when I like something I always get a couple in each color."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Puss in Heels

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"How many is too many?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"They say as cats age, they lose their curiosity."

"What they hell are we looking at."

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

Butterfly

"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."

'My dad is a great hunter too: You should see him stalking his rubber mouse!'

Doug was on the "No Cat List" – but even that didn't stop them.

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

Peacock.

'You meowin' at me?'

"I don't care about gigabytes, RAM, or any of that. I just want the best computer to sit on."

Maybe you're right. Maybe we have too many cats.

Yikes, I hope you're not superstitious.

Catfishing