Kitchen Chore Enthusiast Gifts

Looks like I do dishes again.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Kitchen Tetris

Extreme Sisyphus

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Whistling Kettle

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

'I need a house with more counter space!'

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

'One piece of toast or two?'

"Just empty it."

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

Kitchen chef

A watched kettle never boils.

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."