Kitchen Chore Enthusiast Gifts

Looks like I do dishes again.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Kitchen Tetris

Extreme Sisyphus

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Washing Line Walker

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Whistling Kettle

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

'One piece of toast or two?'

'I need a house with more counter space!'

"Just empty it."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

A watched kettle never boils.

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

Kitchen chef

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'