Cold Remedies T-Shirts

Nose Spray.

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Try the tea. It's herbal. It works wonders when you have a stuffed head.'

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Chicken Soup

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

CBD Oil for Neurotics

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

Cold Call

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

'I have two colds. I'm taking aspirin for one, and hot tea with whisky for the other.'

'Wow! It doesn't smell like tomato juice!'

Cold Remedies