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"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Natural Medicines

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'And just where did you study medicine?'

'I've become resistant to antibiotics, but what I dread is a shot of whisky in a cup of hot tea.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

CBD Oil for Neurotics

Chicken Soup

'Talk about temperamental. All I did was suggest he try vinegar and brown paper.'

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"