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Lionel had a lazy eye.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Natural Medicines

'I've become resistant to antibiotics, but what I dread is a shot of whisky in a cup of hot tea.'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'Talk about temperamental. All I did was suggest he try vinegar and brown paper.'

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"I tried a traditional Chinese herbal remedy for writer's block and it worked great. I wrote four new chapters in two days. Unfortunately, it was all in Chinese and I can't read Chinese."

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

'You and your 'an apple a day keeps eviction away'...'

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

This might sting a little.

'There is nothing better for a cold in the head; it's worth gold!'

"Hello...are you the person who glanced briefly at my niece with feelings of jealousy or covetousness?"

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."

"SARS...mad cow...monkeypox...they've brought us all closer together."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"Have you tried St. John's Wort?"

'Let me through, please- I'm a herbalist!

'You've got the flu and you drink hot milk with honey instead of buying pills? If our pharmaceutical stocks should go down, I'll blame you!!'

Herbalist and Himbalist Stores.