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'There is nothing better for a cold in the head; it's worth gold!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

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'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"It might be time to put you on a stronger anti-inflammatory."

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'And just where did you study medicine?'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'It's ironic: I'm a carnivore, but my stomach pains were cured by a herbalist...'

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'Talk about temperamental. All I did was suggest he try vinegar and brown paper.'

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

Porcupine Acupuncture

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

Folk wisdom of the galaxies

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

Faith Healer next to the Emergency Room at a fair.

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

'You and your 'an apple a day keeps eviction away'...'

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

Lionel had a lazy eye.

'It must be acupuncture! My toothache is gone.'