Folk Medicine Believer T-Shirts

"Hello...are you the person who glanced briefly at my niece with feelings of jealousy or covetousness?"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

New Age Store.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

An unlicensed acupuncturist

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'And just where did you study medicine?'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'Talk about temperamental. All I did was suggest he try vinegar and brown paper.'

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"This is wonderful. It will help millions of people."

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

Porcupine Acupuncture

"I enjoy the pearls of folksy wisdom as much as the next guy, but what, exactly, does he do around here?"

'You and your 'an apple a day keeps eviction away'...'

Folk wisdom of the galaxies

'There is nothing better for a cold in the head; it's worth gold!'

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

Faith Healer next to the Emergency Room at a fair.