Folk Medicine Fanatics Prints

'There is nothing better for a cold in the head; it's worth gold!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

New Age Store.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

"It might be time to put you on a stronger anti-inflammatory."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'And just where did you study medicine?'

Ed Sheeran.

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'It's ironic: I'm a carnivore, but my stomach pains were cured by a herbalist...'

'Talk about temperamental. All I did was suggest he try vinegar and brown paper.'

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

Porcupine Acupuncture

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

Folk wisdom of the galaxies

'You and your 'an apple a day keeps eviction away'...'

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'

Faith Healer next to the Emergency Room at a fair.

Lionel had a lazy eye.