Coolness Seekers Gifts

Cool Bus

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Ice fisher.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Problem Solving

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Skiing

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Cosy night in

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

How Gary got his groove back.

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Relaxation Technique

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."