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'Shut the door... it's another 10 minutes before your turn.'

Ice fisher.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Skiing

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Do not disturb...

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"We succumbed to your hype."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Cosy night in

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"Holy water, holy water...."

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"You're stealing the blanket."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Join me in a cup of tea!

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'