Cozy Vibes Chaser T-Shirts

Working from home is still regarded with suspicion by many employers..

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Bookworm Sleepover

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

New Age Store.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The Martini is invented.

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Hotel teddy for hire

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

Whale smiling at camera.

Mountaineers milk.

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

Before and After Tattoos.

Penguin wearing Slippers

'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

Christmas Birds on the Branch

"Drink Overboard!"

Rabbit with novelty slippers.