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'You know, these days their stuff looks way cooler than our stuff.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Painting clouds

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

The World Wide Web.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Football

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Window in the Sky.

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Golfing with God.

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Walken On Clouds

OOPS!

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

More jets.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

Man on motorbike.

Vaping cigarette