Teen Chatterbox Mugs

'If everyone does their shopping online, the malls will close and we won't have anywhere to hang out.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

Social media messages

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.