Girl Talk Gifts

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Men gossiping

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Woman on the phone.

Dialogue

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

You can't get what up

"Water cooler talk stations."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'