Girl Gifts

'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Shepherd and eurydice

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Young Frankenstein"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Robot Parts $5

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Playing Fetch.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

They hated me.

Butterfly Woman

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just be yourself."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Skipping Horse

A Symphony of Penguins

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Computer Room.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Remote control pirate bully

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"