Girl Gifts

'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Shepherd and eurydice

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Young Frankenstein"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Robot Parts $5

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Playing Fetch.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

They hated me.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Butterfly Woman

"Just be yourself."

Louis Armstrong

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

A Symphony of Penguins

Skipping Horse

Computer Room.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Remote control pirate bully