Coffee Girl Gifts

'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

You've Had Enough!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

"Great coffee, Carole."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

National Coffee Day

Non-Jet Lag.

'You've had enough!'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'