Boys Gifts

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

City Zoo: Day Care

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

The Art Student.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Just be yourself."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Polly txt speak

Computer Room.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

At the Museum

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

I like the Jets...I guess