Boys Gifts

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Young Frankenstein"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

The Art Student.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Playing Fetch.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Just be yourself."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

Computer Room.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

At the Museum

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

I like the Jets...I guess

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'