Boy Gifts

Auntie sends her nephew to fetch her tennis racket.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'I sent out for everything.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Young Frankenstein"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Robot Parts $5

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

City Zoo: Day Care

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

The Art Student.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Good game."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Playing Fetch.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Killer Executive Suits.

"Just be yourself."

You're my Mona Lisa.