Kid Gifts

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

Modern playground games.

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'How did you know I didn't wash my hands?'

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'A computer for your birthday? -- Do you think apples grow on trees?'

'The first one didn't work. I need another goodnight kiss.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I'm a biker now, mom...so no, I didn't clean my room or wash behind my ears.'

'I've made up my Christmas list, too. . . 1) For someone to clean up his room. 2) Hang up his clothes. . .'

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away...can it be a candy apple?"

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'Is this quality time, Dad, or do you just want me to fix the PC?'

"I had to leave the lid off the cookie jar so my pet frog doesn't suffocate."

Dino Fest

'It's not that kind of virus.'

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Lemonade Futures

'Sure raising my allowance is great, daddy but what I really want is power of attorney!!

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Sorry. Gum is not a food group."

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

"Hi-yah!"