Cool Kid Gifts

Back To School Supplies.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

For five years before they added wheels, boarding was the coolest sport around.

Urban Life.

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"Your essential needs change as you get older. Soon you'll be out of that diaper and into a smartphone."

"Just be yourself."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Culture Saturday

"Hi-yah!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Lamb Noise.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"We have the exact same taste."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Raining

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"It's a mobile."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'All good things must come to an end.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'