Comedic Kid Gifts

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'All good things must come to an end.'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

Pregnant man: 'My water just broke! False alarm. Just spilled my brewski.'

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Inside voice!

Jumble Sale

Playing dustbins

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.