Comedic Kiddo Gifts

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Children's imagination

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

Jumble Sale

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'We've cut funding on research, so to compensate, we've increased the booth babe budget.'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Pisa and sons.

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

"I'm so disappointed, because I thought it was a new C&A."

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.