Comedic Kiddo Mugs

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Children's imagination

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

Jumble Sale

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'We've cut funding on research, so to compensate, we've increased the booth babe budget.'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Pisa and sons.

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.