Comedic Canine Enthusiast Mugs

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

Describe yourself.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

He Did It!

'Do you have to do that every time?'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

'You wish, Timmy.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'Holy S**t!'

'Clown fish ... '

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

"We're in for the night."

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).