Funny Kiddo Mugs

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

Football Fans

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

My First Camera

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Serious Putty

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

How witness protection really works...

Children's imagination

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

'Hello... Hare Club for Men...'

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

'I think they're offering peace feelers.'

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!