Creative Kiddo Gifts

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

Children's imagination

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"No, Jimmy, you're still not getting it!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

My First Camera

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Playing dustbins

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'