Creative Child Gifts

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

"She's already on adult coloring books."

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

"Look, I've invented a catoodle."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Children's imagination

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'You wash and I'll dry.'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

Virtual Beach