Crafty Kid Gifts

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"It's a mobile."

"She's already on adult coloring books."

Afternoon crafts

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"It would seem running without scissors isn't much safer."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Jr. cloning kit

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'All good things must come to an end.'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'It's more festive-looking!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Children's imagination

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Homeschooling

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"