Crafty Kiddos Gifts

'It's more festive-looking!'

Making Christmas Decorations

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Homeschooling

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Playing dustbins

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin