Craft-loving Parent Gifts

"Why don't you get your colouring book and crayons out?"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"It's a mobile."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Like father like son.

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'It's more festive-looking!'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Beyond Dante

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Homeschooling

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Making Christmas Decorations

Beating Dad at Chess.

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"Politics has divided everything."

Sheep Knitting.

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Pandemic Orphans