Craft-loving Parent Prints

"Why don't you get your colouring book and crayons out?"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"It's a mobile."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'It's more festive-looking!'

Like father like son.

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Beyond Dante

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Homeschooling

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'I ran into a whittler.'

Beating Dad at Chess.

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Making Christmas Decorations

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

"Politics has divided everything."

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

We fell asleep on the hayride.