Crafty Kids Gifts

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

A boy acting suspiciously

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'It's more festive-looking!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Homeschooling

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Kids."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Playing dustbins

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'