Kids Crafts Gifts

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Young Frankenstein"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

The Origami Society...

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Face painting by numbers.

Little doctor.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"It's a mobile."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Circus Act

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Building giant sand pies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Children's Imagination

The Authentic Christmas.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'