Toddler Crafts Gifts

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Young Frankenstein"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Rocking horse

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

The Origami Society...

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

The Authentic Christmas.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Christmas Craftwork

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'I need to get away and unwind!'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Making Christmas Decorations

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Man throwing a paper dart.

Cut out and keep Socrates.

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'I try to encourage creativity.'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.