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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Young Frankenstein"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Rocking horse

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

The Origami Society...

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'It's more festive-looking!'

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

The Authentic Christmas.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'I need to get away and unwind!'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Christmas Craftwork

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Making Christmas Decorations

Man throwing a paper dart.

Cut out and keep Socrates.

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

'I try to encourage creativity.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.