Crafty Kid At Heart Gifts

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"It's an Eyesaur."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Education and Apprenticeships

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Homeschooling

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Playing dustbins

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Making Christmas Decorations

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'My first tattoo...'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.