Kid With An Imagination Gifts

Bobby's budding feces collection,

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

My First Camera

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A boy acting suspiciously

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

"It's a mobile."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Kids."

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

No wishing

Tiger Costume

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'I'm warning you, buster -- I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear!'