Imaginative Little One Gifts

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

My First Camera

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It's an Eyesaur."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Kids."

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Tiger Costume

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

No wishing

Muy mum rocks.

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'I'm warning you, buster -- I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear!'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'