Imaginative Little One Gifts

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

My First Camera

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It's an Eyesaur."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Kids."

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Muy mum rocks.

Tiger Costume

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

No wishing

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'