Kid Pillows

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

Modern playground games.

'How did you know I didn't wash my hands?'

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

'A computer for your birthday? -- Do you think apples grow on trees?'

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'

'The first one didn't work. I need another goodnight kiss.'

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away...can it be a candy apple?"

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'I'm a biker now, mom...so no, I didn't clean my room or wash behind my ears.'

'I've made up my Christmas list, too. . . 1) For someone to clean up his room. 2) Hang up his clothes. . .'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"Hi-yah!"

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

"Sorry. Gum is not a food group."

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

'Sure raising my allowance is great, daddy but what I really want is power of attorney!!

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'It's not that kind of virus.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

"I had to leave the lid off the cookie jar so my pet frog doesn't suffocate."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Is this quality time, Dad, or do you just want me to fix the PC?'

Dino Fest

Lemonade Futures

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'