Kid Comic Pillows

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"The hyenas started it."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"You've changed."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

The Family Joules: Part 22

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."