Kid Comic Pillows

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."