Kid Wisdom Pillows

"Tasty and nutritious? Any five year old knows that's a contradiction in terms."

"Just be yourself."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Feel free to take notes."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Hi-yah!"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Lamb Noise.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"We have the exact same taste."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Raining

'You must heal yourself.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Beyond the known and the unknown.