Youth Wisdom Pillows

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

Multi-Generational Books

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

The end of innocence

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

Hit Me

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

The Ageing Process.

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

Too young to be a grandma

"It's weird...all I wanna do is hit fast forward, and all my parents can talk about is hitting rewind."

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'