Youthful Souls Pillows

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Stop it Irene...you are not a spring chicken.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Active pensioner.

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'

Too young to be a grandma

The Ageing Process.

Hit Me

Lemonade/Prune-aid

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Future Old People

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age