Youthful Seekers Pillows

'Yes, that's our founder. He posed for that on his 80th birthday.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

"Spring Chicken"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"They grow up so slow."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

'Take ten years off the top.'

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

"I can check again, but I'm pretty sure no one has handed in your lost youth."