Youthful Seekers Mugs

'Yes, that's our founder. He posed for that on his 80th birthday.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

"Spring Chicken"

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

"They grow up so slow."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

'Take ten years off the top.'

"I can check again, but I'm pretty sure no one has handed in your lost youth."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."