Youthfulness Pillows

"Ah, to be young again."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

Never too old.

"Have you noticed that little old ladies seem to be getting younger"

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men - Kim Hubbardf

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Stop it Irene...you are not a spring chicken.'

'I melted all your candles into one, because using just one candle gives the illusion of youth.'

"I've lost my youth."

"Where did my life go?"

"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"Botox."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

The end of innocence

Active pensioner.

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Hit Me

The Ageing Process.