Youthful Lifestyle Pillows

'He keeps us young!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

The Brothers Grime

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"Botox."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

Hit Me

Too young to be a grandma

Lemonade/Prune-aid

The Ageing Process.

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."