Youthful Lifestyle Prints

'He keeps us young!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

The Brothers Grime

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"Botox."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

Hit Me

The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."