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"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

'I wish there was someone here who could insult me and give me hope at the same time!'

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

Word up!

'Can we put our hands together for a warm Kettlesong Village Hall welcome to Mr Grimby and what should be a riveting talk about the Ice Age.'

"Gaby broke up with her BFF? That's awful."

"I had to dump Herman. I didn't like his 'I invite, she pays' policy."

"The kids used to call me four eyes because of my glasses. Did you have any nicknames growing up?"

'I wish someone would finally make that Larry King shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

"His volumes speak silences."

"He's warm, and god, is he fuzzy!"

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

'What a coincidence!! I just recently completed a study on the possibilities of hell freezing over!!'

'I have it! - - We'll call this our Chat Room!'

Didn't I see you on the 'Money Programme'?

The Himalayas vs the Heralayas

'We men on the other hand hardly have the time to TASK .'

"I know what you mean...Harold's gotten so fat he has to use suspenders to hold up his boxers!"

"Sometimes I really hate my ex-husband!"